Our bots: the ones we built, and the ones that attack us
Some of our bots work the front desk. Some exist to break our software before you can.
Amani
Amani, our front-desk assistant (an AI). She hosts this page: she knows every escaped bot and where it was last seen.
⚙ Bot
“Hey, I'm Amani, the front desk here. What are you building?”
Built 05.11.2026 by ZIONX from the chatbot-playbook method, no client material.
Jazz
The star of Jazzabell, our kids' animation.
⚙ Bot
CONMAN the Barbarian
A parody of our own, and the face of our crypto-watch bot: a grand line, then the smallest excuse. Paper money only, never trading advice.
⚙ Bot
“Let me live deep while I live.” Robert E. Howard, Queen of the Black Coast, 1934, public domain. Then ours: “…on paper. Twenty euros. With a stop loss.”
The test crews
The Monkeys
Click everything, at random, until something breaks.
🔒 Internal figures not published
The Weirdos
Grumpy users on a small phone with zero patience.
🔒 Internal figures not published
The Design critics
Check every screen against accessibility and design rules.
🔒 Internal figures not published
The Role explorers
Play real user roles and report what broke.
🔒 Internal figures not published
Figures appear only if Levi clears them, each with its date and source.
The cartoons on this site
Sit still and our seats peek out of the empty corners. Move, scroll or type and they leave. Catch one to read its bio.
Want a bot like Amani for your business? That's one of the four things we build.
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